corran horn – Never Tell Me the Pods – A Podcast Far, Far Away

Compiled by Dan Enders

“Don’t Chiss and Tell” page 547

“Uuueghh,” Corran Horn ejaculated, as he fell into Tabitha’s arms. He dropped his lightsaber, and as it fell, the corrupted red faded back to its natural pure white.

Tabitha smiled. “You’re lucky I learned to dance like that on Tatooine,” she said, as she tied his trademark headband back to his sweaty brow. She could see the ink like evil of the dark side leave his eyes, returning to them to the deep blue she knew – and loved.

“wait… what about…Thrawn!?” Corran choked out the words as he came to.

“Gone, but he’s definitely going to need a few days to get over me.” snarked Gunk Mudboat, as his muscular and oily frame entered the room.

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by Abby Gavit

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I have distinct memories of sitting in a book-cramped study and spectating over the shoulders of my male cousins while they traded the joystick back and forth in an attempt to beat the trench run level of X-Wing Alliance. It was summer in Texas, meaning that second story room was swampy and too warm with three of us clustered around the computer screen as my cousins flew and got shot down in rotation. Anyone familiar with that sequence in A New Hope knows it’s mesmerizing – that it has an evocative simplicity which still managed to capture my imagination even after being rendered down into clunky late-90’s era graphics. I remember being riveted. I also remember not being allowed to play.

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